Feh! this place is riddled with bugs, glitches and pitiful denizens!!
Not to worry.
I shall use the Chaos Heart to destroy such a pitiful site, much like a tidal wave on a child's sandcastle! My methods? Ah ha ha ha, such things are for my knowledge only. Ciao!
*would blink for a second if his eyes werent sealed shut*
Uh.......a jester? My word, I have not seen the real deal before! Kebin's shown me....well, shown me when I could still see at least....at a Mardi Gras parade before....hmm.
Ha.
Oh!
*clears his throat*
I am here to request we start a petition, perhaps on a journal on both our pages. I am trying to get enough people to tell my friend to stop drinking as much, if at all. I'm afraid he'll kill himself with the booze....
I was perhaps thinking we both get some folk together and list them on a journal and/or tell them to yell at him on his page......
...preferably yell at him. That seems to work in large numbers...
Ah, finally one who acknowledges the magnificence of jesters, and Mardi Gras! Ah ha ha ha!
As for your friend, have you tried locking all his alcohol away? Though, I would not mind helping you. Provided...your friend does a few chores for me, afterwards. It could help to keep his mind of drinking. Ah ha ha ha ha~
A Spirit Capsule. Within that is a dangerous spirit I captured a while ago. The spirits my organization places in these orbs are under slight magic control, and when you shatter the orb, it will attack whatever you command it to. Use it only when you are in serious danger.
Honestly, that's all we've ever had use of them for. They were meant to defend out headquarters. Our headquarters are 50 feet underground and it moves T_T. No one is going to find it, so why use the capsules? That's why I give them out to anyone who helps in my research.
I don't believe I gave you my name. I am Brandon Endresson, but you may call me Scim. ((Tell me, do you think I fixed him enough?))
Perhaps you ought to save them. You never know when they might come in handy. But, enough of that. Greetings, Scim. I am Dimentio, the charming magician.
(( Well, he seems to be very much improved from his previous incarnation. I'll let you know if something eeds to be fixed. ))
We do. Most of them, anyway. That one is actually surplus.
A magician, you say? What sort of magic can you do?
((Thank you, and I will accept any help. Technically, as you can tell, this one is based off of Blyster's story, and I've got a lot of good things said about him so far))
Ah, I see. I only know some shadow magic thanks to the dark spirit that inhabits my blade, and special techniques for sealing away demons, spirits, and the like into my sword itself.